My Take on "The Toilet Seat Debate"

Do a Google search for "toilet seat debate," and you'll get over 500,000 results. Someone even designed a toilet that will automatically close the seat when it is flushed. My response is: "Seriously, does nobody have a freaking LID on their toilet?!?" Men AND women should be closing the toilet lid BEFORE flushing. This is such a stupid debate. That is all.